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Make a bold statement with this darkly humorous family court inspired graphic tee. Featuring a distressed vintage-style illustration of a courthouse, separated parent silhouettes, and a cracked heart above a child figure, the design delivers unapologetic sarcasm with the words:
“Family Court, Keeping Families Together… Just Kidding, We Don’t Do That Here.”
Perfect for parents who have experienced the frustrations and absurdities of the family court system—especially those dealing with parental alienation—this shirt blends wit, realism, and advocacy into one eye-catching piece of apparel.
Whether you wear it to spark conversation, raise awareness, or just get a laugh from people who understand the struggle, this tee is ideal for casual everyday wear with an attitude.
Product Highlights
Conversation-starting sarcastic message
Ideal gift for alienated parents and family court survivors
Wear your truth. Keep your sense of humor.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Keeping Families Together Unisex t-shirt
$34.00
“Family Court, Keeping Families Together… Just Kidding, We Don’t Do That Here.”
Perfect for parents who have experienced the frustrations and absurdities of the family court system—especially those dealing with parental alienation—this shirt blends wit, realism, and advocacy into one eye-catching piece of apparel.
Whether you wear it to spark conversation, raise awareness, or just get a laugh from people who understand the struggle, this tee is ideal for casual everyday wear with an attitude.
Product Highlights
Conversation-starting sarcastic message
Ideal gift for alienated parents and family court survivors
Wear your truth. Keep your sense of humor.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.